On my way home today, I was behind a car with a bumper sticker that read “If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot.” As a strict vegetarian, I have a few things to say about this.
1. That’s pretty funny
2. God doesn’t want us to be anything, primarily because he doesn’t exist
3. If God wanted us to be mouth-breathing redneck assholes he wouldn’t have given us intelligence and compassion.
4. The light at the end of the Casco Bay Bridge isn’t optional, fucktard.
